This pitiful scene looks like the latest recorded incidence of the evil handiwork of the ‘Streatham Strangler’.

As reported on these pages, he has been known to attack innocent kids’ toys and then, this sick twisted monster, leaves the lifeless corpses in bin bags on the mean (and getting meaner) streets of Streatham.

To date, he is suspected of having done away with Tinky Winky, Noddy (whose remains are yet to be found) and how many others — we can only guess at.

Who will be next?