Tinky Winky finally gave in to the feeling that something was wrong. Some years ago now he finally had the sex change operation we had all been expecting. No more ???��??bye bye Tinky Winky???��?�?, but ???��??eh oh Barbara???��?�?. The other Teletubbies then shunned Barbara, which was very demoralising for her. Last we heard was that she had started smoking and was working in a Cafe in Shepherds Bush.

is what, according to permanent tangent.

I’m sorry to report that things have taken a turn for the worse still, as evidenced by this sad picture taken last Saturday on a street in Streatham. (*SIGH*)