Meanwhile, back in the mother & father land …

A man came out of a parcel container, a steel trunk, three hours after the sender handed it over to a courier service at Zindabazar in Sylhet Wednesday night.

Employees of the courier service, SA Paribahan, at Zindabazar said one Amzad Hossain handed over the 7.5 feet by 2.5 feet trunk at 7:00pm for sending it to one Abdul Hai at Moulvibazar through parcel service.

When the courier service staff were preparing to load the trunk on a covered van at about 10:00pm, suddenly a man came out of it opening its cover. He 26-year-old identified himself as Abdul Hannan, a former employee of SA Paribahan…

so begins a report from the Sylhet correspondent of The Daily Star

It’s a good job my home-boy Abdul wasn’t up to his shananigans in the UK as, according to “The most famous name in philately”, the cost of 1st class postage has just gone up to 30 pence here … now there’s a real crime.