If you live in the UK and happen to be watching ITV1 in the Carlton TV Central region this coming Thursday at about 11.30 pm then keep a look out for a bongo playing, maracas waving Assistant Producer on “CHAINS WHIPS ‘N’ RUBBER TIPS” – (produced by Nicky Smith, Directed by Jacqueline D. Smith) and a Production Assistant with a nifty line in feathery headresses on “PEOPLE TO CONTACT WHEN YOU’RE DEAD IN THE MIDLANDS ” – (produced by Nick Simpson, Directed by Matt Cope).

The first batch of the Carlton TV/Screen WM First Cut 2003 documentaries are being shown then and I’m crowing as loudly as I can about them … so there!