Oooooh! — the beeb reports Film and TV archives put on web

Clips of films ranging from Carry On Cleo to The Wicker Man, and TV shows from Cathy Come Home to The Avengers, are on the new Screenonline website.

However, you have to be a school to get hold of them … bloody kids! they dont know how lucky they are these days … back in my days you were lucky to get to watch a noisy reel of cartoons at Christmas and that was your lot for the year as far as ‘multimedia’ went.

Send ’em down the coal mines I say — that’ll learn em!