Top Ten Quotes from Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information.

10. “There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!”

9. “My feelings – as usual – we will slaughter them all”

8. “Our initial assessment is that they will all die”

7. “I blame Al-Jazeera – they are marketing for the Americans!”

6. “God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.”

5. “No I am not scared and neither should you be!”

4. “We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked”

3. “They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone.”

2. “About Bush and Rumsfeld: “Those only deserve to be hit with shoes.”

1. “I NOW INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE TOO FAR FROM REALITY.”

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